I don't like white bread anymore. Only grainy or dark bread or bread of substance. I like my bagels and English muffins  and crumpets to be grainy, too! I also don't like toasters. Too slow. Or toaster ovens. (What is the point of them again? I think I'm going to toss mine.) Microwave is fast, but where's the ...

"If you see any bigger than this, just pretend you don't see them." I hope you understand this cartoon. So far, no editor has. Well, it is a little ambiguous, my favorite place to be. Originally, I meant that they should pretend to ignore any people, and since everyone is bigger than that, that would mean they ...