Don’t you wish you had a top 8 on MySpace like Jones? He is the unsung (but not unhung, hopefully) standup comedian or maybe Phil Hendrie writer – no one knows for sure, he’s just Jones – that writes bulletins worth reading. Here are a couple recent ones.
Nov 26, 2008 10:21 AM
Subject: Thanksgiving prayer
Family gathered together
Turkey on the table
Let us all try to get along
No more Cain and Abel
note: if you are going the vegan route, you can substitute tofurkey for turkey
Peace, Love and Joy from the Jones extended family to yours!
Date: Dec 5, 2008 10:36 AM
Subject: Jones LIVE tomorrow evening in Downey
Body: I will either be eating dinner at the Havana Cafe, corner of Old River School Road and Firestone Blvd.–or at Pina Pizza house, corner of 2nd Street and Paramount. I should arrive around 6:30 p.m.– depending on traffic and what time I decide to leave my house. I will have a few jokes ready upon arrival. One of the jokes I have never told before, and am a little nervous on how it will be received. I am hoping for big laughs, but would settle for a few small courtesy laughs…or even one person making eye contact.
See some of you there at one of those places.