OH NO! JAKE IS THE NEW BACHELOR! OH, NO!

They announced it tonight on Dancing with the Stars. Was that Derek in the line-up?! And some other men who looked more interesting. Jake isn’t funny. I need funny in a Bachelor. It’s stressful, strange, and otherwise, strangling. OH, NO!

Photo from etonline.

More cartoons:
1. Jake lands with a thud, but the kids are all right.
2. …and then God invented women.
3. No, you’re a dip.