Remember Monday nights? I wrote this in Season Three. Couldn't get my mind off all the prisoners who died in Prison Break! (Did you know that one of my birds has a name that's mentioned in PB? But I shan't tell you which one!) Prison Break was an outstanding show from Fox. But I think they ...

OH NO! JAKE IS THE NEW BACHELOR! OH, NO! They announced it tonight on Dancing with the Stars. Was that Derek in the line-up?! And some other men who looked more interesting. Jake isn't funny. I need funny in a Bachelor. It's stressful, strange, and otherwise, strangling. OH, NO! Photo from etonline.

It's looking that way. If you haven't seen Fox's Glee yet, you must, especially if you like musicals. (Think Broadway, not like music in American Idol.) One of the ingredients that makes Glee different is how many minorities there are. I mean, almost everyone! Of course, most of the main characters are straight and white - ...

The women are better than the men this year! At least so far. Part of the fun is watching things change. I didn't like the opening pro dance at all. At first I blamed myself: am I too boy-crazy? Do I need men in each dance? :( But thinking more about it, I think the dance ...

Well, it began last night, but I had to do my term paper on why the evil USDA is killing coyotes in the city of Los Angeles. Anyway, here is a list of the new competitors this season, from People, with my comments after: Mya, singer, and Dmitri Chaplin Never heard of her. He's a popular hunk ...

My political cartoons for Slate have all been moved to The Opposite of Wrong, where I skewer all the cartoons! Whoa, Jimmy, I've been pretty disappointed in you the last couple years, as you broke up with the captivating and beautiful Sarah Silverman, made even more stupid jokes about older people, overused your overacting security guard, ...