It's always men, right? For Illustration Friday, subject: Asleep. Cartoon caption: Couple is asleep. Sign above woman's head says No Snoring Section. Gotta say, no matter what else a man does in bed, this is one of the worst things for us. (And women don't snore, btw, they have a light sweet breath, and beautifully defined lips ...

Topic for Illustration Friday: safari. As if. I would never go to Africa and watch animals kill each other. Vomit. I guess I would go somewhere, however. If I could get over my fear and loathing of the despicable TSA which considers us all terrorists, instead of targeting the likely, which they should. UGH. Cartoon caption: Welcome to ...

Even in school. It's cooler to be politically INcorrect, of course. And teachers never are. They have unions and pensions, and toe the line. For Illustration Friday, topic: Lesson. I hope the kid in this cartoon learns the lesson that it's okay to make a mistake, but it's better to be mathematically correct. Cartoon caption: Student and teacher ...

Not that I've ever shied away from that. Topic for Illustration Friday: Stir. Part of my Daily Special restaurant cartoons series that I do for a lot of papers. Yeah, I love talk radio. Just discovered I Heart Talk Radio blog, who does it better. Maybe it's because in SoCal we're in cars a lot, but radio is ...

Will wearing beautiful lingerie bring more romance and love to your lovemaking? I wish I knew. It's fun to try on pretty underclothes, and even more fun to buy, that I do know. You know you will feel good, anyway, and isn't that what matters? For Illustration Friday, with the subject of : Warning. (I mean, ...

For Illustration Friday: DESSERT!!!!! And I love Fridays, too! Dessert sounds swell. I am embarrassed to confess that I've started a new blog - I bought the name a while ago, Chocolatecartoons.com - but I've only recently started to write there. I'm going to do some more colored drawings for it, as the food companies are amazingly ...