A hair job? Like a nose job or boob job, but not as permanent. Topic for Illustration Friday: artificial. You know, like dying gray hair is artificial. Btw, the TWOP boards are suggesting that after Ali finished the Bachelorette she got a nose job. I have no opinion to offer on this. I never even notice people's noses, ...

The Bachelor and Bachelorette forums on Television Without Pity (TWOP) should be fun. Right? The show is a ridiculous idea, dramatically staged, and at least recently, nice eye candy in different countries. The mainly women audience is full of  stories of our own durm and strang in the dating trenches. Or, it should be, if ...

That is one of the most popular names on Television Without Pity (TWOP). The other one is bitchface, most often used to describe dancers (only women, of course) on DWTS who don't smile enough. Pageant like. Because a beautiful woman who doesn't smile is...dangerous? I've never figured that out. But I think last night was the ...

I have to say a few words about this season's Bachelor, starring Jake (the pilot, not Body By Jake, who is a famous personal trainer here in LA. Maybe all over, I don't know.) First of all, he is so not my type. He should be, blond and blue-eyed, fit, with a nice balanced body, okay ...

WORST. MOD. ON Television Without Pity. I've said it before, and Barnes certainly wears this mantle proudly this month. Unfortunately for the popular Bachelorette forum, she's there to bug all the time. Also, WTH is wrong with Bravo, that they hire someone on their lucrative TWOP forum whose proclaimed purpose in being there is to ...

More observations on The Bachelorette, Jillian Harris style: Thinking more about Ed, he is funny as hell,  from his dolphin anecdote to the throwaway lines that the Editor allowed to sneak in. Funny and a hard worker and very handsome. Jillian chose well. HOWEVER - the more I consider the Final Rose, I really think she was ...