If you found this page it means that Amptoons, the liberal hate site, is still making money off the cartoons they stole from me.  The asshole owner Barry Deutsch claims to be a cartoonist, but since he steals copyrighted intellectual property, he's a thief, so you know he has probably stolen all his ideas, too. ...

"But it says here you have 350 years experience in overnight delivery." © D. Barstow 2009, All Rights Reserved. I decorated my blog for Christmas! But does Santa seem depressed to you? Maybe it's because we can't see his rosy cheeks and red nose. (There is a cartoonist that we all know, not naming no names, but ...

"Happiness is getting my paycheck and finding a clearance sale on the same day." © D. Barstow For Illustration Friday, topic: Similar. Isn't there some kind of milk called Similac? Anyway, my interpretation was SAME, similar to similar. Done on the fly. This isn't that funny. It's more of a true thing - people like it because it's ...

"The Three Wise Men All Chip In for a Nice Satellite Dish" Assignment for Illustration Friday: Wise. Owl? Too obvious. Wise, as in smartass? Too snarky. So I went with the wisest of the wise, and I'm ready to start Christmas early, too! Hey, maybe I should make this up as a card for Cafe Press! Or not. I'm loving ...