If you found this page it means that Amptoons, the liberal hate site, is still making money off the cartoons they stole from me 3 years ago.  The asshole owner Barry Deutsch claims to be a cartoonist, but since he steals copyrighted intellectual property, he's a thief, so you know he has probably stolen all ...

"But it says here you have 350 years experience in overnight delivery." © D. Barstow 2009, All Rights Reserved. I decorated my blog for Christmas! But does Santa seem depressed to you? Maybe it's because we can't see his rosy cheeks and red nose. (There is a cartoonist that we all know, not naming no names, but ...

"Happiness is getting my paycheck and finding a clearance sale on the same day." © D. Barstow For Illustration Friday, topic: Similar. Isn't there some kind of milk called Similac? Anyway, my interpretation was SAME, similar to similar. Done on the fly. This isn't that funny. It's more of a true thing - people like it because it's ...

"The Three Wise Men All Chip In for a Nice Satellite Dish" Assignment for Illustration Friday: Wise. Owl? Too obvious. Wise, as in smartass? Too snarky. So I went with the wisest of the wise, and I'm ready to start Christmas early, too! Hey, maybe I should make this up as a card for Cafe Press! Or not. I'm loving ...