Don't you wish you had a top 8 on MySpace like Jones? He is the unsung (but not unhung, hopefully) standup comedian or maybe Phil Hendrie writer - no one knows for sure, he's just Jones - that writes bulletins worth reading. Here are a couple recent ones. Nov 26, 2008 10:21 AM Subject:     Thanksgiving prayer Family ...

"Waiter, there's a string of pearls in my oyster stew." Illustration Friday, of course. What else would get me to write something during this horrible, confusing week? I hate the stock market, and am afraid for the future. I decided a guy I liked isn't all that. Editors who I thought would buy something this week, ...

"I think we timed it just right. Election fever overshadows bank failures." If you are expecting analysis of the bailout package(s) and bill, explanations of why these banks failed, why the markets have plunged to unimaginable depths, and where you should invest any money  you have left now...well, you've come to the wrong blog. I'm just ...

Oh, I guess I should say I have lots of great, great friends in MySpace, but some are more special than others. I don't know who Jones is, and I can't remember how we became (MySpace) friends. A sitcom writer? A latenight standup comedian? He seems to have a lot of friends from Phil ...