Posts tagged: tv
That bird has no foot.

The two most important people in a Bachelorette season are the main player - the Bachelor or the Bachelorette- and the editor. The player, the star, can't be faked by the editing: he or she has to be attractive, compelling, and real. The editing is not real at all. Tell me a bedtime story... Jillian is ...
Michael Jackson shared his death with TV icons.

(Originally published in my OpEd blog.) Sure, I'm curious why he died. But nah, I never thought he was funny. Not the animals, the plastic surgery, the kids. Nor is his death funny. I'm sad a talented performer died so young. But what about Farrah Fawcett, or Ed McMahon? NO. Not funny, either. All sad. (And ...
How ABC killed Life on Mars.
My friends are dying.
Dancing With the Stars causes a mashup cartoon with Jason Mesnick.

"Melissa, rejected from the Bachelor, joins cast of Dancing with the Stars...and we get our first sonic boom from reality tv." Why I Did It It's a brand new world. Now I have to read the newspaper - I mean the bits besides interesting murders, the funnies, and local stuff that makes me mad. Because my syndicate, ...
