Why I did it

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I took my canary for a walk today.

Posted on October 29, 2008 - Filed Under Parakeets vs. Canaries |

A neighbor friend saw me outside swinging my bird cage with canary included, and asked, “And where are you two going today?!”
Busted! Most people are at REAL jobs during the day, and so I feel free to walk around the courtyard in my raggedy shorts that are too short, and goofy top. Not to mention [...]

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Who’s afraid of the dark?

Posted on September 30, 2008 - Filed Under Parakeets vs. Canaries |

My parakeet.
He dreads bedtime. He crouches forward, all narrow-eyed, or jumps around, looking for a way out when there isn’t one. A Lisa Shea says:
Parakeets need to sleep 10-12 hours every day. The vast majority of this is done at night. The cave should be covered with a cloth so it is dark and they [...]

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Happy Labor Day, canaries everywhere!

Posted on August 30, 2008 - Filed Under Parakeets vs. Canaries |

I cut this out of the LA Times Magazine in 2006, as you can see. I was going to call Macy’s Department Store to compliment them on their guts and creativity, but instead I’ll write it here. I could not believe the ad agency was cool enough to be so uncool!!! Yay, Macy’s!
Canaries are such [...]

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Free will in a cage.

Posted on August 8, 2008 - Filed Under Parakeets vs. Canaries |

My canary has a good relationship with the sun.
My parakeet likes me, but he’s disappointed; I’m just not that smart. WHY won’t I do what he wants me to?? He wants to be out when it’s not time to get out. He wants attention, right now. He wants me to play with me. Why am [...]

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