He snores, she doesn’t.

It’s always men, right? For Illustration Friday, subject: Asleep.

snoring cartoon
snoring cartoon

Cartoon caption: Couple is asleep. Sign above woman’s head says No Snoring Section.

Gotta say, no matter what else a man does in bed, this is one of the worst things for us. (And women don’t snore, btw, they have a light sweet breath, and beautifully defined lips in repose. There is a very faint scent of gardenia in the air around them. And their dreams are vivid, happy, and enlightening.)

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