Let’s talk about hair.

A hair job? Like a nose job or boob job, but not as permanent.

Topic for Illustration Friday: artificial. You know, like dying gray hair is artificial.

Btw, the TWOP boards are suggesting that after Ali finished the Bachelorette she got a nose job.

I have no opinion to offer on this. I never even notice people’s noses, except if they are particularly large. I ran into Michael Richards while he was still taping Seinfeld, in a used book store in North Hollywood. He had ordered an art book for his wife.

Of course I was thrilled to see him – Seinfeld was at its height of popularity at the time – but standing next to him, I was shocked at the size of his nose. That was the main thing I remember about him. Later I ate at the Stinking Rose, in Beverly Hills, and they have portraits of large-nosed people, and his portrait was there.

There is a female cartoonist who shall remain nameless, who has the biggest nose I’ve ever seen on a woman. Again, I was shocked, and felt bad and embarrassed for her. Why didn’t she get it fixed? She’s very successful – she can afford it.

Ali, I don’t know. Before a nose job she should have paid for a good haircut, lost the stinking extensions, and LEARNED HOW TO DRESS. I have never seen someone dress so badly ever, when she has a really good figure.? Sad. Also, I think she was the worst Bachelorette ever.

Cartoon caption: 2 women chat at dressing table, and one says Every time I find a new gray hair, a fairy dies. (like Peter Pan’s fairy).

Of course, your friends always think you look great, with or without Clairol.