Of course, I mean the remaining six on Bachelor Pad. This was such a CHEAP, CHEAP show - get out of my life. The dates are so lame - I think they were all within 3 miles of the house or so. So boring to look at. And since it's cheaper to film in daytime, the ...

That is one of the most popular names on Television Without Pity (TWOP). The other one is bitchface, most often used to describe dancers (only women, of course) on DWTS who don't smile enough. Pageant like. Because a beautiful woman who doesn't smile is...dangerous? I've never figured that out. But I think last night was the ...

I have to say a few words about this season's Bachelor, starring Jake (the pilot, not Body By Jake, who is a famous personal trainer here in LA. Maybe all over, I don't know.) First of all, he is so not my type. He should be, blond and blue-eyed, fit, with a nice balanced body, okay ...

OH NO! JAKE IS THE NEW BACHELOR! OH, NO! They announced it tonight on Dancing with the Stars. Was that Derek in the line-up?! And some other men who looked more interesting. Jake isn't funny. I need funny in a Bachelor. It's stressful, strange, and otherwise, strangling. OH, NO! Photo from etonline.

"Melissa, rejected from the Bachelor, joins cast of Dancing with the Stars...and we get our first sonic boom from reality tv." Why I Did It It's a brand new world. Now I have to read the newspaper - I mean the bits besides interesting murders, the funnies, and local stuff that makes me mad. Because my syndicate, ...