For Illustration Friday: star gazing. Or planet plumpers. Who knows what that star is...most are planets, right? Since I'm a night owl, I often look at the night sky and try to remember the constellations. I also take a moonlight hike with a group if I have time, and we all have a party at the top! This ...

For Illustration Friday - I don't remember the subject now! Cartoon Caption: Bird says to cat, "I really wish you'd read Cats Who Hate Birds and the Birds who Love them." Obviously, the bird is hoping to make the cat like him, and not in an eating way, but you won't really get this cartoon unless you ...

A hair job? Like a nose job or boob job, but not as permanent. Topic for Illustration Friday: artificial. You know, like dying gray hair is artificial. Btw, the TWOP boards are suggesting that after Ali finished the Bachelorette she got a nose job. I have no opinion to offer on this. I never even notice people's noses, ...

For Illustration Friday, subject is: double. Which is what you'll become if you eat too many of these. My friend Candy (her real name) says the reason ice cream sundaes are so good is that they combine the hot sauce with the cold ice cream. I had never thought of that combination as the key factor, ...

For Illustration Friday: subject is GIANT. Well, we look like giants to them. But my real giant - the only cartoon I've ever done with one! - is here. That was another topic for IF! Caption: Never forget, Benton, the future is ours. You always read that at the world's end, only the insects will survive to ...

I just wanted to see if you were awake. Yeah, I did a bunch of condom cartoons. I think it was for National Lampoon, when they had a call-out for condom and nun cartoons, but not in the same cartoon. I feel I know more about snakes than nuns. I don't think they ever did the round-up, ...