"Melissa, rejected from the Bachelor, joins cast of Dancing with the Stars...and we get our first sonic boom from reality tv." Why I Did It It's a brand new world. Now I have to read the newspaper - I mean the bits besides interesting murders, the funnies, and local stuff that makes me mad. Because my syndicate, ...

I'm almost beside myself with excitement over the Dancing with the Stars new season on Monday, even though the last season was such a bummer, and obviously set up for the boringest couple on TV to win, Kristie Yamaguchi and Mark Ballas. Gah, did they coach them on how to be dull? Apparently. Neither ever ...